I know you’ve been waiting all year for this. I sure have. Sneeze count 2017, which is my fifth year of doing this! If you want to check out past years’ Sneeze Counts that I’ve blogged about, here’s 2015 (which involves a bit of a backstory if you’re new) and 2016.
The good news is that 2017’s Sneeze Count was able to encompass an exact 365 days. The days lined up perfectly this year, so that was neat. The bad news is that this was a really bad year for sneezing. It’s my lowest ever, by a lot. I don’t know why. Nevertheless, I still find it fascinating to look at the chart and stats, and I hope you do too. I love being able to share my weird hobby (can I call this a hobby?) with y’all!
This year’s total is 1474, which I think is still a lot more than most people, but usually I’m in the mid 3000’s, so this year was kind of disappointing, as I said already. The minimum of 7 isn’t too low, as I had the same minimum in 2015, but the maximum is really surprising. I can’t believe I didn’t even come close to breaking 100. I usually do that a few times a year.
One thing that was different from the past few years is that in the summer I didn’t work in a book warehouse, so I expected the numbers to be down just based on that, but that alone isn’t enough to account for this whole year of low numbers. Maybe it was just a good year for pollen? Maybe I didn’t pet enough cats?
Either way, that’s my 2017 Sneeze Count! Data is data! As I said, this makes five years of counting sneezes (half a decade! Wow!). And you can bet I’ll be keeping it up in 2018, so stick around for a new graph this time next year!
2018! We’ve made it to 2018! I hope this new year is a good one for all of us! And let’s start the new year off by looking ahead to this month and the good things to come! If you’re looking to start doing MLAs on your blog too, now is a great time to jump in! Here’s what’s happening in my January.
Midseason premieres of all my shows
And the season premiere of Black Lightning. This show seems different from the current DC shows because the hero is older and retired, so we’ll see how it goes!
The Quidditch team is having a Yule Ball again in which we dress up and eat food. Good times basically guaranteed.
The start of my last ever school semester! I’m almost freeeee!
The Golden Globes on the 7th
Novel editing. I didn’t do any in December (oops? In my defense I was waiting for more beta feedback…) so now I gotta do it in January before the bookmaking class I’m in gets too deep. I still don’t love editing but I have a few rewrite ideas I’m kind of excited about.
Okay, so not much going on, but that’s okay. It’s a new year of growth and change, and I am ready! I’m not really one for new year’s resolutions, but this year I’m going to (hopefully) continue working on my positivity. What are your resolutions and what do you have going on this month?
Sometimes when I do opinion posts like these I’m half joking or I’m willing to hear from the other side. But this is not like those times. If you don’t agree with me on this, please send me your address so I can come to your house and fight you.
So. The Grinch. Dr Seuss’s classic tale about grumpiness and the magic of Christmas. It’s a favourite of mine. The Grinch never scared me. Here’s a Grinch plush I got a kid. See how he’s all worn? That’s love.
The book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was published in the 1957 and became a made-for-TV short in 1966. It’s twenty minutes long and you can definitely find it on TV this month or the Internet year-round. Though the animation is nothing compared to the hyperrealistic stuff we have now, it’s pretty good for its time and very colourful. The short is nothing special, really, but it’s perfect. A nice narrator recites the book and the characters (meaning the Grinch and Cindy Lou Who) give a few lines of dialogue, and in the middle there’s the iconic song ‘You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch’. It’s not too long so nothing drags on. The whole thing is fun and enjoyable without being cheesy or unnecessary.
But you know what is unnecessary? The live-action Grinch movie from 2000. A friend and I rewatched it a few weeks ago just to make sure my long-time hate for this movie stands, and it does. Jim Carrey is not my favourite actor by any means, but I will say that he plays this role mildly well, all things considered. It’s not his fault the writing was awful and consequently ruined every good aspect of the book and 1966 film. One thing that made the Grinch so interesting is that he was grinchy for no reason, and I loved that he could be a villainous character for no reason. He hated the Whos and he hated Christmas, but he learned the true meaning at the end. But the live-action movie had to stretch this to a full-length film and therefore gave us a bunch of unnecessary nonsense including but limited to a silly tragic backstory for the Grinch, Cindy being extra annoying and bothersome, the Whos being overdramatic and weird, and the Grinch trying to be too quirky and funny. The movie no longer is about the Grinch’s plan to steal Christmas, but Cindy’s weird desire to include the reclusive Grinch in the town’s festivities. All in all, the live-action movie and its extra layers ruined the simple and classic story that was perfectly given to mankind in the 1966 version. The live-action version is not funnier, it’s not cuter, it’s not more powerful, it’s not more enjoyable at all. The only thing I will say is that it has better music, but even that isn’t much of a selling point.
Every year I see people on social media get exciting about watching this movie and I die a little inside because, like, have these people not seen the animated version? Or do they just prefer mediocrity? I sound harsh, but I’m just really passionate about the Grinch.
Which is why I am already in a rage about the new Grinch movie apparently coming next year. I mean, as much as I feel like the live-action part of the live-action movie contributed to its suckiness a little, that wasn’t the main fault. I think a character as weird as the Grinch fairs better animated, but not like this:
The animation is tolerable, but the cuteness of the first image means we’re probably in for another tragic backstory, and since this, too, will be a full-length film, goodness knows they’ll have time for nonsense like that and more. This Grinch will apparently be voiced by Bartholomew Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch. I’m not ready for another generation of kids thinking that any of these new Grinches can compete with the 1966 version.
Anyway, this concludes my Grinch rant. I hope I’ve inspired you to watch the 1966 version this holiday season, as it is superior and you will enjoy it. The end.
P.S. Did you know that in the 80’s, there was another animated made-for-TV Grinch short about Halloween? You can watch it here, but I’m warning you, it is the physical equivalent of the phrase “Thanks! I hate it!”
P.P.S. Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays to all of you!
I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there are just some things I need. And here they are. Because writing them down in a blog post is the same as sending thoughts and wishes out into the world, just with more witnesses.
I want Apple to bring back the headphone jack. I am still very sad they got rid of it, and I don’t even have a new phone. How dare they do that without consulting me.
I want the busses in my city to actually show up when they’re supposed to. I am sick of waiting at a stop for half an hour for an east bus while five thousand north busses show up in the meantime.
I want my roommates to turn off the damn lights when no one is in the kitchen or the hallway. We even have one of those lights where there’s a switch at the top and the bottom of the staircase so you don’t have to go down to turn it off, but it’s still left on. All. The. Time.
I want Darren Criss to release a full album. We’ve gotten a handful of songs from his new EP and from Computer Games’ EP, but his voice is just too good, and I need more of it. Especially since we’ve been waiting on a full album since 2012-ish.
I want a Dairy Queen to open up near me. I keep getting BOGO Blizzard coupons sent to me but there isn’t a DQ near me so if I were to take the bus to the closest one, my second Blizzard would melt by the time I got home.
I want the Canadian TV channels to play the promos for next week’s episode right after the shows finish. I know America sees the promos, so why can’t I?
I want my laptop to stop doing this really fun thing where it just randomly stops connecting to the internet for absolutely no reason and won’t reconnect until I reboot it. Apparently it’s a Windows 10 issue, so if Microsoft could get their act together, that’d be great.
I want Quidditch practices this coming semester to be warm. I’m shivering just thinking about the snow and wind I’ll have to endure. I know global warming is bad, but I wouldn’t complain if it decided to kick in for a few specific hours every week.
I want my hair to stop looking great right before I take a shower at night and instead start looking great when I leave the house.
I want Agents Of SHIELD to have a planned and satisfying ending. I’m coming to terms with the fact that this may be the last season, and if it is, I’m really hoping the showrunners know this in advance and can give the fans the ending we deserve. I’ve spent years worrying about these characters. I deserve closure.
I’m not asking for too much here. Some of these should be considered basic human rights, I think. And I’ve been a good girl this year, so I’m really counting on Santa to deliver.
I was at a party last year and I was talking to this dude, a friend of a friend, and he mentioned how he could tell I didn’t like the super loud EDM that was blasting around us. He was right. He asked what music I was into and I told him: “Pop music. Like, radio stuff…Broadway musical soundtracks…and Christmas music.” He was kind of surprised. “Christmas music?” he asked. “I never heard anyone say they liked that.” I informed him that it was the best and every year I get hyped for it. I saw him at another party a few months later. He remembered me. “Oh, yes, you’re the one who likes Christmas music.”
I guess if that’s my social legacy, it’s pretty nice one. Better than sneeze girl (Just kidding, I am very proud of my sneezes! Keep an eye out for my 2017 sneeze count!).
A lot of people say they like Christmas music, though they mean that they don’t mind when it plays in the mall in December and they don’t mind hearing it on the radio when they drive to the grocery store. I don’t just like it. I love it. As soon as my local radio starts Christmas music (mid-November), my radio does not turn off unless I’m asleep or I’m watching TV. I know every song. I know the lyrics to every song. I can recognize every version within seconds. I never tire of hearing them.
And it’s weird because as that guy at the party said, most people don’t really love Christmas music like this. But I’ve been thinking about why I love it. What is it about Christmas music that makes me and some other people love this specific genre so much?
And there are so many covers and versions that the genre never gets stale. It’s so great that known singers and up-and-comers can share in the holiday cheer. (Related: this post on non-traditional Christmas jams)
I guess I just love that for a little over a month, radio stations dedicate themselves to playing solid holiday music and that even the sad ones still make me feel happy because they do represent Christmas and all it has to offer. For a whole month, I don’t have to hear annoying auto-tuned songs about binge-drinking and whatever other nonsense pop and rap music is about these days and enjoy the happy, simple themes of Christmas music.
Christmas music is, for the most part, pure, and I am thrilled that though music changes and styles change, Christmas music stays the same.
And that is why I love Christmas music and always, always will. My passion for it matches and even surpasses that of Dwight’s.
Do you love Christmas music? On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love it? What’s your favourite Christmas song?
P.S. Also leaving this here…can you help me find this Christmas song? I’m pretty sure I made it up, but just in case…