I’m An Athlete!….Well, I Play Quidditch

Yes, that is the sport from Harry Potter.

Yes, I am a huge nerd.

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I’ve played all the sports. In my nineteen years of existence on this earth I’ve played hockey, soccer, basketball, tennis, badminton, curling, ballet, swimming, and baseball. Most were for about a year, but I did hockey, soccer and curling for several years, only quitting when I didn’t have an interest in them anymore.

I don’t have a huge interest in sports, really. I mean, I’m not athletic and never really excelled in anything. After I quit soccer in grade 9, I didn’t really run much at all (to the point where I now get winded running up a flight of stairs…it’s pathetic, I know). I can’t stand watching sports on TV (with the occasional exception of curling, and synchronized diving because that looks cool) and when my family discusses sports around the dinner table, I tune out.

So it’s funny that I’m here, happily playing such a weird, intense sport like Quidditch. My school has a team and I hesitantly signed up, intending to see how it goes. So far so good. I look forward to practices and I like the team members and I have fun!

But yes, it is an intense sport. I’m getting exercise, as the game involves constant running (with a broom between your legs no less, so that took adjusting to). Not only that, but it’s a contact sport, so I have a mouth guard (which I haven’t had to need since hockey eight years ago) and we’ve been learning to tackle and get tackled. That part is admittedly, not my favourite as I am not a physically aggressive person, but I figure that I’ll use my skills of invisibility to avoid most contact. My skills of invisibility include not talking or moving much and generally staying away from the action. This leads to no one noticing you or doing anything to you. This is handy for my position as chaser, where I am one of three people trying to get the quaffle into the hoops. I can run up pretty unnoticed and then get passed the ball to score. I’m also assuming that since it’s a Harry Potter sport, the majority of players will be averaged sized people like me, not hulking football players, so it won’t be as intimidating.

Now, I can imagine that if you’re reading this and have no Harry Potter knowledge you’d be very confused, and even as a fan, you still may not know how the game works without flying, so here’s an overview:

There are four positions: seeker, chaser, beater and keeper. Seekers (one per team) have one job, and that’s to catch the snitch (which is a dude who runs around and you have to grab a small ball from him). Chasers (two others and me!) have to take a ball called the quaffle and go score on one of the other team’s three hoops (they’re vertical hoops, unlike horizontal basketball ones). There’s one quaffle so the other team is trying to do the same. At the same time, chasers are trying to avoid being hit with a ball called the bludger. If they are hit, they have to get off their broom and run back and touch their own hoop post before coming back into the game. Beaters (three per team) are the ones throwing the bludgers. They’re the defence system for the team, and they try to strategically get the other team’s chasers out so their team can score. Keepers (one per team) are essentially the goalies. They hang back and defend the hoops mostly, but they can handle the quaffle too, so sometimes they leave their zone to help out the chasers.

I got this from Google Images, but the guy in red is a chaser and he’s holding the quaffle and is about to be hit by the beaters in yellow, holding bludgers.

It’s a fun game that never has dull moments. Constant action from everyone always. Yay! It’s tiring, but it’s the only exercise I get ever, so I know it’s good for me.

If you’re in school still, see if your school has a Quidditch team that you can join because I highly recommend it. A bonus is that everyone who plays it is usually a Harry Potter fan so you’re probably going to be on a team with super fun nerds like yourself. Also, bonus pro-Quidditch point: if you’re ever insecure about having chubbier legs/thighs, then Quidditch is the sport to correct that, as holding a broom between your legs is not easy if you’re thin, but having a little extra grip up there is great.

Anyways, how do I convince my team to do this dance with me?

(I cut the video off after the Quidditch scene but if you haven’t seen AVPM/S/SY then go watch them!)

That’s all for now!

P.S. I just realized that there are two sports in this world that involve the use of a broom and in the past three years, I’ve exclusively played them both.

20 Tips To Survive Your First Year Of University

As of yesterday morning, I am done my exams and therefore, done my first year of University! Time flew by. University was quite an experience. As the oldest child in my family, I had no one close to me to give me advice or tips going in. I learned a lot this past school year, some of which didn’t come from classes. So I thought I’d compile a nice list of really useful tips for anyone starting their first year of University or College (the terms are interchangeable for the most part in Canada, BTW). Even if you aren’t in such a position, maybe send this to someone you know who is?

Just a note that some of these tips are specifically for people living on residence and/or away from home for the first time, and are based on my fairly typical University experience.

1. Get sleep. The freedom of being able to stay up as late as you want may be new to some people, but if you have class the next morning, 7 hours of sleep as a minimum is a must. I’m all for staying up super late and then sleeping in on weekends, but not when you have to go sit through the boring lecture by some monotone professor (yes, they exist). Also, power naps do work.

2. Don’t pick early courses. I had two classes at 9, which meant I had to get up at 7:30. If you look at point number one, that meant I had to be in bed by 12:30 at the latest. So instead, try to pick later courses. I swear you won’t hate them as much. Also, if you can, try to have a day off. Those feel great.

3. Sticky notes! They’re fun and handy and can be stuck anywhere around you. Make sure to have a few stacks because they’re great! I would write down smaller homework assignments on sticky notes and put them in front of me on a shelf edge at my desk so I’d always see them. I would also have great pleasure in forcefully ripping one down, crumpling it up and throwing it out when I completed the task.

4. Eat healthy. I sound like my mom, but it’s true. Try and get the food groups and try not to eat junk. I don’t know if the Freshman 15 is a real thing, but you definitely do gain a few pounds at least.

5. Have candy around. To contradict my last point, having candy is the best. It’s great motivation to study or read a few more pages and it tastes good.

6. Use the TV. At my school, you had to pay extra for cable so instead I opted to livestream my many shows. Livestreaming is great until it gets glitchy or you can’t find a good one. Nothing beats a real TV. In my common room, there was a perfectly good TV with plenty of channels but no one watched it!  Some people used it for gaming or would hook up their laptops and stream a movie, but I swear, I was the only person who actively watched the TV. I’d watch while doing laundry or on Friday nights if I had no plans or if I simply didn’t want to livestream something.

7. Keep your desk neat. As I write this, my desk is not as neat as it could be, so I am a bit hypocritical, but for reals though. A messy desk is hard to work at, especially when you need something and have to look for it through stacks of textbooks and binders and papers and junk.

8. Studying in groups is nice. You’ve probably heard this one before but it’s true. You can quiz each other. And it’s more fun….just make sure y’all stay on topic and do a good job!

9. Set a weekly time to hang with people. Be it Friday night or Saturday night or Tuesday at dinner, have a thing. I had a small group of friends and for a while we’d all meet on Sunday nights and watch a movie. It was chill. And it gave me something to look forward to.

10. Obey the ‘unwritten’ 10 minute rule on shared washing machines. I can’t stress this enough. If your stuff is in the wash, get it within ten minutes of it ending. People may need it and no one wants to touch your things, so set a timer or wait in the room or something. Likewise, if you need the machine and someone else’s stuff is in there (but the wash is done), wait ten minutes for someone to come get it. Only after ten minutes can you take their stuff out (if you want. Sometimes it can be gross, even if it’s clean).

11. If you have a difficult TA, go to the Professor. Chances are, your profs don’t interact one-on-one with students too often, so they’re always willing to help you. I had an awkward TA who couldn’t explain something to me, and he knew he was doing a lousy job, so he told me to go see the prof. I did, she was lovely, she helped me tons and it all worked out great.

12. Even if you have access to past tests for a course, still do the work and go to class. I had five years of past Psychology tests and an upper year Psych student once told me that he only reviewed past tests and didn’t do any work and got a 90 because the professor used the same questions on new tests. Maybe the guy was a genius or something. I did review the past tests thoroughly before I wrote a test, and while I did see some of the same questions, I did find a lot of new ones, so I was glad I also did the readings and went to lectures. Don’t take the ‘easy road’ because things could change.

13. Use a calendar or agenda. In high school, I never used an agenda, even though I was issued one every year. I easily kept track of all my assignments and work, and never forgot anything. But in University, there are more classes and the profs may not remind you of things (most do, but still). I had a huge four month dry erase calendar poster that I wrote all my stuff on (from birthdays to test/assignment dates to TV show premiers to meetings I had to attend).

 14. If your Don/RA/REC/PAL/whatever your leaders are called hold meetings or activities, go to them. They are a good way to see/be with people in your residence and have some fun, and because your said leader is upper year, they could have some important advice or news to share with you.

15. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. This one seems obvious, but there are plenty of people who are there to help you. The library is a great place for examples on this. One time my printer broke so I had to print an essay in the library, but I had no idea how their odd system worked, so I asked this girl at a desk called ‘Tech Help’ and she walked me through what to do. Also, there’s a desk called ‘Writing Support’ where I sat down with a lady who helped me go through my citations on an essay and put them in correct APA formatting.

16. Don’t do work the night before. I know the cliché University thing to do is to write an essay the night before while guzzling energy drinks then submit it with twenty minutes to spare, but that shouldn’t happen. Most tests and essays and big assignments are listed in the course syllabus so you know when they’re due on the first day. Plan accordingly. And maybe it’ll get hardcore in 2nd or 3rd or 4th year, but for first year, you should be okay.

17. When packing for university, really think about how often you use something. My mom gave me this little container with like 100 paper clips in it. I think I used around seven. Give or take a few. She also gave me ten nice folders to hand assignments in neatly….I used one…for myself. And I brought almost every necklace I own thinking I’d totally wear one everyday…nah. Maybe once a week.

18. Check your email. If you don’t do this at least once a day then get into the habit. Email is one of the main ways Universities contact you, so checking it often is necessary. I have three emails and I set it up so when I refresh the mail app on my phone, all three accounts refresh at the same time, so it’s easy for me to stay up-to-date on everything.

19. Be safe with alcohol. In Canada, freshman are only one year away from being legal and though it’s more in America, I’ve seen enough episodes of Campus PD to know that underage drinking is happening there too. If you are going to drink at school where it is plentiful, be safe, and if it’s your first time, do it in a safe environment with people you trust, not at a crazy party with strangers. (And don’t do drugs, ever).

20. Work at your own pace. University will piss you off because you’ll meet people who barely study and get great marks (and are lucky with their guesses) as well as people who study all the time and do too. Don’t study the way others study. Study the way that’s best for you. Maybe other people have some tips, but ultimately, do what you gotta do.

So those are the tips I have. Moving away and attending University is a big deal and I wish I had some of these tips going in. I also wish I read other blogs on the subject, like this one. If anyone has more, leave them in a comment! And if anyone has questions about going into a first year of Uni, I’d be happy to answer.

That’s all for now!